So, Big Boss is ridiculously proud of some silly blog he wrote in French months ago. He's gloating, while also goading us to up our game. Meanwhile, we write once a week and he chimes in every couple of months, of course his isn't just being churned out due to necessity. Anyway, I think this is my best yet. Read it and tell a friend - it needs more views than his ;)
The Naked Truth by Le Lorrain, rather, yours truly.
A random list of things learned or discovered on a random Thursday:
1. A poor night of sleep in a hot room due to a broken air conditioner will lead to reading "Baby girl (+/- 12 mths) Christmas dress for sale" as "BABY GIRL FOR SALE".
2. Daft Punk, distorted through headphones and two seats over, sounds like bagpipes.
3. When you need the day to be longer, it flies by, and when you wish it away, it's slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
4. Being caught with water dribbling out of your mouth is still better than spilling an entire bottle on your multiple projects and key board.
5. If you say enough ridiculous things to non-native speakers, they'll start saying them, too. Which has lead to: "Maybe it's a tumor." "YOU'RE a tumor." "Wow, that was kind of mean."
6. Thursday generally proves to be the most entertaining and interesting day of the work week.
7. Though, Thursday will never be as joyous as Friday. Unless it's a three day weekend. Have a good one! Happy December!
